Won’t Do The Same

Parody of “Bruno Mars – Grenade”

Jump around, fleet to fleet, that’s just how you play
you Q-Q-Q; say in local your not a troll
Should have known, you was trouble, from the first cure wipe
Cause you were away, why were you away?

Put you in the fleet and you cleared out our whole bank,
You cleared out our whole bank, you did,
To give me all your deeps, is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don’t understand is,

I’d leave a fleet STF for ya,
Leave a PVP premade for ya,
I even rolled my main for ya,
You know I’d do anything for ya,

I would go through all this pain,
Do anything, no matter, no shame,
Yes, I would wipe for you, baby,
But you won’t do the same.

Wipe, wipe, wipe again, wipe us til we’re numb,
I’ve gone got kicked out the fleet when leader says were done
Bad player, bad player, that’s just what you are, yea
You’ll smile in my face then rip the modem out my wall

Put you in the fleet and you cleared out our whole bank,
You cleared out our whole bank, you did,
To give me all your deeps, is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don’t understand is,

I’d leave a fleet STF for ya,
Leave a PVP premade for ya,
I even rerolled my main for ya,
You know I’d do anything for ya,

I would go through all this pain,
Do anything, no matter, no shame,
Yes, I would wipe for you, baby,
But you won’t do the same.

If my body was on fire
Ooh, you’d watch me burn down in plasma
You said you’d help me, you’re a liar
Cause you played me, ganked me, killed me, baby,

But darling, I’d leave a fleet STF for ya,
Leave a PVP premade for ya,
I even rerolled my main for ya,
You know I’d do anything for ya,

I would go through all this pain,
Do anything, no matter, no shame,
Yes, I would wipe for you, baby,
But you won’t do the same.

No, you won’t do the same
You wouldn’t do the same
Ooh, you never do the same
No, no, no, no