Skit Parody of Abbott and Costello – Who’s on first?
Male 1: Hey, how’s it going? You get a group tonight for STF’s tonight?
Male 2: Yea but there’s some pretty weird names. We got, who is the Tac, what is the science officer, and I don’t know is the engineer.
Male 1: Wait, wait, wait, you put the team together, but you mean you don’t know their names?
Male 2: I do know their names
Male 1: Then who’s the tac
Male 2: Yea
Male 1: I mean the tac, the guy who’s taking all the damage for us
Male 2: Who
Male 1: The guy with the huge bat’leth
Male 2: Who is the tac! ((Sternly))
Male 1: That’s what I’m asking you!
Male 2: That’s his name!
Male 1: Who’s name!?
Male 2: Yes
Male 1: Well go ahead and tell me
Male 2: Well that’s it
Male 1: That’s who
Male 2: Exactly!
Male 1: Alright, all that I’m asking is, what is the name of the tac!
Male 2: No, No, what is the science officer
Male 1: I’m not asking who’s the science officer
Male 2: no, who’s the tac
Male 1: Alright, one person at a time ((Starting to sound agitated))
Male 2: Take it easy
Male 1: I’m only asking you … who … is … the … fucking … tac
Male 2: that’s right
Male 1: You still didn’t tell me whose the name of the tac
Male 2: Yes I did
Male 1: Whats the name of the tac!?
Male 2: That’s the science officer
Male 1: I’m not asking whos the science office
Male 2: Whos the tac
Male 1: I don’t know
Male 2: Hes the other engineer, we’re not talking about him.
Male 1: How did we get to the other engineer?
Male 2: You mentioned his name
Male 1: I mentioned who’s name?
Male 2: No, who’s the tac
Male 1: what?
Male 2: what is the science officer
Male 1: I don’t know!
Male 2: There we go, right back to the other engineer again
Male 1: Just tell me the name of the tac!
Male 2: who
Male 1: Ahhhh! ok, ok, so i have some healing abilities, lets say we get together and run Khitomer accord, we get to Manus, i see the tanks getting low on health, so i whip out my healing ability and I use it on who?
Male 2: Now that’s the first thing you said all day!
Male 1: I don’t even know what I’m talking about! I use my healing ability on who?
Male 2: Exactly!
Male 1: ok say it with me, I use my healing ability on who?
Male 2: I use my healing ability on who
Male 1: same as you! Ok so whoever is the tac gets killed by Manus, boo hoo sad story, Manus starts killing everyone, and i don’t care!
Male 2: What did you say?
Male 1: I don’t care!
Male 2: Ohhhhh, him! …, he’s our fleet leader …
Male 1: Alright, that’s it! I’m out!
-footsteps heard fading in distance followed by door shutting-