I’ll Make a Captain Out of You

Parody of “Disney Classics – I’ll Make a Man Out of You”

Let’s get down to business
To defeat the Queen
Did they send me Ensigns
When I asked for Lieutenants?
You’re the weakest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we’re through
I’ll make Captains out of
You

If you want to play games
There’s Hide and Seek
If you pick our fleet
you are sure to win
Our main STF teams wear Maco gear
And you haven’t got a clue
Watch how I make Captains
out of you

Extra 1: “I’m never gonna get promoted”
Extra 2: “Say goodbye to Academy noobs”
Extra 3: “Boy, was I a fool in the academy for skipping class”
Extra 4: “They know I killed their healer!”
Extra 5: “Hope he doesn’t see though stealth!”
Extra 6: “Boy, I really wish that I knew how to fly!”

(JOIN THE FLEET)
Cause all the cool kids
Follow Admiral Quinn
(JOIN THE FLEET)
With all the force
Learn your skills!
(JOIN THE FLEET)
With all the strength
Firing at Will
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

I wanna go kick
the Borg Queen’s face in!
A later we’ll RP walk though
Earth Space Dock!

STF’s, PVPing
Til the escorts arrive
Defend the fleet starbase?
Start the mission!
You’re unsuited for
the rage of war
So pack up, go home
you’re through
How could I make a captain
out of you?

(JOIN THE FLEET)
Cause all the cool kids
Follow Admiral Quinn
(JOIN THE FLEET)
With all the force
Learn your skills!
(JOIN THE FLEET)
With all the strength
Firing at Will
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

(JOIN THE FLEET)
Cause all the cool kids
Follow Admiral Quinn
(JOIN THE FLEET)
With all the force
Learn your skills!
(JOIN THE FLEET)
With all the strength
Firing at Will
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon