I Am Never Going Back to Empire

Parody of “Taylor Swift – We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Co-Written with DJ Thomas of Eve Radio

I remember when I logged on, my main

Thinking, “What just happened last night” ‘Podded?’

With wrecks and corpses everywhere,

CODE, ganking, miners, in my space

Then they come around again and say:

Buy a mining permit for ten mil, trust me.

So I found a wormhole leading straight to null

I’m going in, so wish me, well

 

Wooo, ooo,

I’m going down to where there’s ore to mine

Wooo, ooo,

This time, I hope I can, I hope I can,

 

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

Cyno alts chasing your friends, chasing my friends, chasing mee,

But I, am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

 

Like ever…

 

Now I don’t know what I’m gonna do,

Cause I, can’t find my way back out, I’m screwed

How am I, getting all this Mercoxit back home?

 

Maybe, I’ll build a POS out here,

That’s way cooler than stations

 

Ohhhhh, ohhhhh,

 

Wooo, wooo, I’m going down to where there’s ore to mine

Wooo, wooo,

This time, I hope I can, I hope I can,

 

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

Cyno alts chasing your friends, chasing my friends, chasing me,

But I, am never, ever, ever, ever, going back to empire.

Ohhhhh, ohhhhh,

 

I used to think, this would be a fun adventure,

Now I have to say,

Never say NEVER,

 

So, the PL alt shoots me a message, and he’s like “Dieeeee, Dieeeee”

And I’m like, “This is exhausting, you know?”

So I podded him with my raven,  and looted his rotten corpse

I killed him.

 

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

Cyno alts chasing your friends, chasing my friends, chasing mee,

But I, I am never, ever, ever, ever going back to empire.

 

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

I am never, ever, ever, going back to empire.

Cyno alts chasing your friends, chasing my friends, chasing mee,

But I, I am never, ever, ever, ever going back to empire.